Shenanigans.: Archive

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“Sometimes the man needs to be the hot piece and the lady needs to say “give me a...”

– I’m rocking your worldview on gender roles, what up (via dwac)

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Resolutions

I will……. Take risks. Go on more adventures. Find time to go on more adventures. Not waste time. Start running. Read more. Not stress out over things I have little or no control over. Not stress out over things I do have control over. Not stress out. Meet new people. Spend more time with people. Leave my apartment more often. Tell people I love them more...

Dec 31st

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2011 was a very good year, especially compared to recent years (2009 and the first half of 2010 suuuucked). I started out having fun in London with awesome people. I continued to have fun in Harrisonburg, and in New York, and at the camp I worked at, and with the MRDs this season. It’s been a real blast. But now I’m ending it curled up in a ball on my floor, unable to will myself to...

Dec 31st

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“Oh, well! So many people enter and leave your life! Hundreds of thousands of...”

– Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Dec 31st

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Save Me A Place (Fleetwood Mac cover) - White...

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“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...”

– Woody Allen (via cosive)

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“Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...”

– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via mynameisjam)

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Dec 29th

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Nooooooo. Tomorrow’s episode is about the Japanese-Americans who fought in the war, and about the Japanese-Americans who went back to Japan (shit gets real in Okinawa and Hiroshima). It was a lose-lose situation for everyone. Live in America, treated like the enemy. Go back to Japan, treated like the enemy. I can’t deal with this.

Dec 29th

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Watching a week-long miniseries about Japanese-Americans…tonight’s episode: life after Pearl Harbor. EVERYTHING IS DEPRESSING. I don’t know why I put myself through this. Any story about WWII makes me cry. The last WWII movie I watched was about gay prisoners in a German concentration camp. Everyone dies at the end. Bawling forever.

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Dec 28th

Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...

Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)

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